Random Funnies - Part Deux

Due to the lack of excitment in my life recently, I have little to no inspiration to write this blog, apart from that of a rambling, hormonal woman which isn't exactly a good read. There I have dedicated this blog to some jokes that have amused me in recent days - Enjoy!

• Today marks 8 months of being with my man. I have never been so happy! We have a nice house, several pets and are now engaged. You could even say my life was perfect. The Sims was the best Christmas present ever.

• My new girlfriend said to me, "Be honest, how many women have you actually slept with?"
  
  "Just four," I replied.
  
  "Four women in your whole life?" she asked, "That's pretty good."
  
  "Oh sorry, I thought you meant since we've been together."

• "Knock, knock," I said to my blind mate.

"Who's there?" He asked.

"Doctor,"

"Doctor who?"

"Correct!" I giggled.

"I see what you did there," he replied.

And that's when I reported him for benefit fraud

 

 

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A new season

After numerous rambling blogs about being unemployed, getting rejection letters and basically feeling useless, I was very suprised to recieve a phonecall a couple of weeks ago congratulating me on gaining a place on a graduate scheme. This is a much needed boost and kick start to help me stop being a lazy, Jezza Kyle loving bum and to get myself ready for the land of the 'adult world'. I wondered how long I could clutch to the joys of youth, to the feeling of University deadlines and spending my student loan in Primark etc! Although the scheme is only for a year, it will hopefully give me the skills needed to land a full time job at the end of it. At the age of 22 I am going through a change of mind, one of which that is telling me to become independant, fly the nest etc....in other words I need to find my own home. It's a strange feeling as 5 years ago the thoughts of ever moving into my own house was very daunting...who would do my washing? Make my dinner? Look after me when I'm ill??!! I still worry about these things, but hopefully now I'm on the right road to start saving money for a house deposit....Although, just incase, I'll ensure that I do a line on the lottery each week just incase.....one can always dream.