Random Funnies - Part Deux

Due to the lack of excitment in my life recently, I have little to no inspiration to write this blog, apart from that of a rambling, hormonal woman which isn't exactly a good read. There I have dedicated this blog to some jokes that have amused me in recent days - Enjoy!

• Today marks 8 months of being with my man. I have never been so happy! We have a nice house, several pets and are now engaged. You could even say my life was perfect. The Sims was the best Christmas present ever.

• My new girlfriend said to me, "Be honest, how many women have you actually slept with?"
  
  "Just four," I replied.
  
  "Four women in your whole life?" she asked, "That's pretty good."
  
  "Oh sorry, I thought you meant since we've been together."

• "Knock, knock," I said to my blind mate.

"Who's there?" He asked.

"Doctor,"

"Doctor who?"

"Correct!" I giggled.

"I see what you did there," he replied.

And that's when I reported him for benefit fraud

 

 

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