Your father shagged a Watsit?

With the stress of life getting to me at the minute, I have realised that my patience has deteriorated into non-existant - little things are making me very angry or frustrated. Take yesterday for example, I was on the train home from University and was very tired due to an early start, I decided that I would try and do some important reading on the train home, I thought wrong; while trying to get a seat on the very busy train I ended up stuck beside two of the most pompous females I have ever had the unfortune to sit beside. Lets name said girls A and B - A proceeded in a very loud and obnoxious voice to tell details of the night before, telling B about how many men swooned over her and how she rejected 'Billy' as his mate and I quote ''looked like a better ride''....to which girl B proceeded to flick her hair repeatedly and answer back ''Awww mate, all the girls were mingers, I mean, we're classy, too classy for Z club...all the girls kept staring at me cus I looked amazing...seriously, I could have had anyone in that club''.. Now without sounding like a horrible person, these two createns looked like if oxygen touched their face they would explode. I don't know whether they intenionally tried to apply their 'make up' or more like face mask on with a shovel or whether it was to cover up the bags for the ''mega'' night they apparently had before. This thoroughly annoyed me yesterday, as there was me, sitting in the corner of this train trying my best to read a book which I have to write an important essay on, ended up with my ipod on full blast trying to drown out the screeching of said girls voices. Moral of this story is I may not have got any further in my academic novel, but at least I can sleep happy and content knowing that girl A went home with ''Billy'' even though he has a girlfriend, but why should she care, she has can get any one she wants....apparently. Boys of the world, please please PLEASE grow some standards. This is my appeal - for just £2 you too can help stop the milly's of this world. Your £2 a week can buy a pack of make up remover pads, which will stop girls like A and B sitting looking like Watsits on trains in Northern Ireland. Next time you see a girl sitting on the train/bus/coffee shop who looks like their father has shagged a Carrot, please remember that your £2 a week can and will make a difference to society. This girls face is calling out for oxygen and her mouth a rest. Together, we can make the world a more natural place.