Dear world wide web,
I know it has been a while from I have posted a rambling blog, but the truth is I am EXHAUSTED! Who knew that working full time would be so tiresome? I certainly didn't...nor did I think the system would beat me! I know understand the sarcasm in Dolly Parton's lyrics ''working nine to five, what a way to make a living, working nine to five, it's all taking and no giving''....yes Dolly, I agree that the work life is taking all my personality and happiness from me! My life now consists of the following;
1. Wake up at 6am
2. Very sleepily put my make up on
2 1/2. Very often poke my eye with mascarra due to being in sleep haze
3. Reapply make up and try not to blind self
4. Leave house and get bus to work....stay in work until 5pm
5. Return home from work in same sleepy haze that one left the house in the breaking dawn
6. Moan to anyone who will listen about sleepiness
7. Have a large glass of red wine
8. Watch something half heartedly
9. Go to bed at 10pm
10. Realise that I'm even more of a boring bastard than I was 6 months ago
11. Sleep....ohhh do I sleep
12. Awake at around 4am startled because alarm hasn't went off and panic that I have missed work
13. Realise I have at least another hour in bed, go to sleep....almost immediately alarm goes off....
14. The routine starts again....for 5 more days....
The youth saying of Y.O.L.O ....meaning (you only live once) has never had LESS meaning as to what it does to me...people can only live once kids because we are all TOO EXHAUSTED to live any longer.....BOOOOO to tiredness.....BOOOOO to working 9-5.....I seriously need to be talent spotted...become a famous author/journalist/actress and leave my 9-5 lifestyle behind...
If someone hires me in their feature film/wishes to publish my work then I will not only include some banter...but I'll bring doughnuts...
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