It is amazing how quickly time flies! I cannot believe that we are into another year! Today is the day when people wake up in a positive, can do attitude, believing that they will truely stick to their resolutions this year....not that they ever have before but it's a new year and therefore a 'new start'.
I have decided that I will not make any proper new years resolutions as I will fail them *fantastic can do attitude Nicola*....I wish I could join the gym like I did last year on my Janauary whim but actually go to it rather than spending X amount of money per month for me to simply contiue sitting on my bottom and eating fatty food to then complain about the amount of weight I wasn't loosing!
This is my compiled list of resolutions that I will try my damnedest to keep:
1) Pick an amazingly witty name for my drama group
2) Bring my obsession with Vampire Diaries to another level
3) Get my equity card
4) Conquer my life long dream of becoming a unicorn
5) Eat more crisps
6) Enter the Great British Bakeoff and win
7) Write an award winning novel then turn it into a successful stage show.
8) Get R Patz to leave K Stew and realise his love for me
9) Stop being such an anxiety attack central person
10) Make a 'Girl Code' and tell people to 'slut up'....ala' Barney Stinson
These seem reasonable enough surely?
Enjoy making your resolutions people of the world...I give you all 4 weeks before you begin to fail (and that is me being generous).
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