January 4th - Ma Mere et Pere Bon Anniverser!

Today is my mum AND dads Birthdays! Who does that happen to? 2 weeks after Christmas?! It's another event in my life which is quite funny and strange! I have started watching funny videos on youtube for inspiration to start my own - the best by far is from a guy called Chris Kendell (think that's spelt right) if you havn't already done so, check out his videos under the name 'crabstickz', they are too funny! I'd like to think I could think of funny things to improve infront of a camera to put online, but I fear my boring bastard side would emerge too much and people would realsie that I'm just not funny at all....which the majority of people already know! I could always re watch my Monty Python video's and possibly do a modern take on the 'ministry of silly walks'....this would be worth it to walk around Belfast city centre with someone following me around with a video recorder whilst I walk....mmmm maybe not! I should start a recording tomorrow as I have a horrible trip to the dentist in the morning, I always seem to start making ridiculous small talk to hide my fear and ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL sing the song 'Dentist' from Little Shop of Horrors..I can't help it, I know they've heard it before but I.Just.Can't.Stop.Myself! When I write my blog tomorrow I'll try and slurr my typing to represent my numb mouth.....stupid teeth! Why do dentists even exist?! Can they not just f**k off on an island with the easter bunny and Jedward?...