January 6th - Procrastination

It dawned on me today that I am in my final year of University and I still havn't mastered how to revise - the good intentions are there, the stacks of books from the library are sitting at my feet, yet I cannot get into the mindset of revision. I honestly don't know how students can sit and revise for hours on end, for weeks before their exams....I must have a really bad memory as if I revise more than a few days before an exam then it slips away out of my brain like a fart in the wind. My mind is too full of jargen to take in important revision things, how am I expected to push out thoughts such as 'will Adele loose her credibility when writing album number 3 if she's in a happy relationship, considering all her previous songs make me want to lay in a ball in a dark room and sway slowly' or 'I wonder can I convince my mind that this pizza that I'm eating is a really healthy meal?'. Instead I'm having to subject myself to sit and read book after book after book about what happened almost 200 years ago as when this poet said one thing, he was intelligently hinting at something else......I.DON'T.CARE!!!! I'm slowly but surely going down the road of alcoholism as while I type this all I can think about is the bottle of Merlot sitting in my kitchen just wanting to be opened....I thought I was stronger than this....but bottle here I come *throws down poetry book and does slow dramatic run to kitchen*......awwww that's better *takes sip of wine*.....NoW WHere WAs i..............