January 5th - I've got the power!

Today has made me realise something very special about myself, I have the ability to bullsh*t my way out of certain situations, for example, I was THAT nervous about the dentist that I decided 'hey, I don't want you to drill in my mouth today' so I simply said 'I don't want anything done today, is that okie?' and proceeded to talk rubbish for 10 minutes...yes, that is right, I simply sat in the dentist and talked rubbish! Who cares if it's cavity central, I am not needing to slurrrrrrr me wrds *bad attempt at slurring*. I also done the mandetory singing of ''I'll be a dentist, I have a talent for causing things PAIN''....which should have went down a treat as it was comedy gold, but alas, I was just blankly stared at...not even a smirk! I decided to use this new found power for good use and go to the library, what with it being 6 days until an important exam and I havn't started any revision yet, I got handed 8 books and thought, yes, I'm going to do work and do well....So far I've been home 30minutes and I've already decided to go to the gym in an hour and sort my room (also write this blog). Why is it that when I know I should be doing anything important I always procrastinate?! I know I need to learn about Romantics and Victorians, but it was allll sooooo lonnngggg ago! Why can't I be studying a degree in watching television, I'd pass that with first class honours!!! I better stop ranting today and get ready to feed the geese at the gym, I feel I should reenact an 80's montage of Oliva Newton John's video of 'Physical'....put the colourful headband on, wear the lycra shorts and leg warmers and skip into the gym with my boombox on one shoulder and a weight with my flexed muscle in the other....Lets get physical, PHYSICAL!