Whilst sitting in work recently and catching up on my celebrity gossip (I openly love the drama surrounding fame) I realised that I am quite the fan of reading agony aunt columns. I would adore a job of getting sent individuals problems, being paid to judge them then writing some hilarious, generic response in hope that it will solve their woos. Within my group of friends, I was usually the person who people told their problems to, even strangers in the street would confide in me stating that I have an 'honest' face...maybe I should open up an agony aunt blog and set about my mission for helping man kind....
Dear Nicola,
I recently found out that my boyfriend is cheating with me with his great aunts, sisters, uncles, niece and I've just found out that I'm pregnant with my brothers baby...Help!
Yours Sincerely,
Jeremy Kyles No.1 fan.
I could have a saying just like Jezza....something along the lines of ''GET OFF MY BLOG''......I'll maybe work a little harder on something more creative. This pipe dream may stay this, but as the youth of today say Y.O.L.O which I interperit to mean ''you're overly loud oink''....
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